We've all heard of going green. Well the Boston Red Sox are now going white. Due to an unfortunate laundry mishap, the celebrated Red Sox now suffer the harrowing fate of their Chicago brethren. The dry cleaners bromide of "Shit Happens" was not well received by the disgruntled Red Sox nation. The mayor of 'Beantown' tried to placate his unruly constituents with his rendition of "White Rabbit",but to no avail. One New Englander exclaimed,"We still haven't gotten over the Boston Tea Party".
