I AM NOT A NUMBER...I'M A FREE MAN!

Rabbits Foot,Horseshoe and Four Leaf clover. None of them compare to the majesty of the number SEVEN. If cats had seven lives, they wouldn't need the other two. Fourteen-up would taste twice as good. Vicissitudes of epic proportion could be averted. So Hail number 7, without it number 13 would rule the universe.

Bleach Fiasco Results In The Introduction Of The Boston White Sox

We've all heard of going green. Well the Boston Red Sox are now going white. Due to an unfortunate laundry mishap, the celebrated Red Sox now suffer the harrowing fate of their Chicago brethren. The dry cleaners bromide of "Shit Happens" was not well received by the disgruntled Red Sox nation. The mayor of 'Beantown' tried to placate his unruly constituents with his rendition of "White Rabbit",but to no avail. One New Englander exclaimed,"We still haven't gotten over the Boston Tea Party".

In God We Trust

Here they are Katelyn.