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Karma and the Technicolor Dreamcoat

Great Expectations=Mammoth Disappointments

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Try Starbucks new Mocha,the 'World Cup".

Office Calls

In late breaking news Entertainment Tonite reports a major cast shake up in the comedy series "The Office".
Replacing the beloved characters Jim and Ryan are two new characters played by the Thomas Brothers of Thomastoons fame.
Though it was a radical change ,the cast seemed legitimately excited at the prospect of working with the Thomas Siblings.
An extremely exuberant Rainn Wilson was seen to be dancing a Nigerian Rain Jig,when he heard Bob was to be his new adversary on the show. Bill ,suffering from bowel retardation, regards Steve Carell as a demi-god of comedy.
When asked what the impact he and his brother would have on the show, an awe struck Bill replied,"What Me Worry."

STOP in the name of love or at least slow down a little.

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SILENCE is sometimes silverish.

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Everybody likes Ho Ho's except if it's their daughter.

Snowwoman Wanted. 5ft.,white and winning smile.

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